With so much disorder in my life right now, I decided to try to put some order into my house. With three dogs and a construction mud pit out back, I’m living in a dirt hole. I thought I would start with the French doors to help let in more light. It is a fools task. Apparently, the dogs appreciate a clean window as much as me because I fast as I clean them, my little darlings slobber them up again. And dog slobber is an amazing substance. If only its strength could be harnessed for good.